This is a pretty funny porno video. It’s about a lovely couple, where both the husband and the wife are assassins. So, they pretty much have to watch their backs all the time. When this tension boiled over, they discovered something entirely new about themselves. So, when they found themselves locked up in a room on their secret mission, they took that chance. They immediately started making out and groping each other. He pushed his sexy wife onto the sofa, tore her dress from her body, ripped her bra off and began sucking on her tits, biting and flicking his tongue against her nipples. He ripped her panties off, spread her legs wide open and started licking her cunt and fingering her at the same time. It began with the husband sucking on his wife’s pussy, and she was pretty satisfied with that whole thing. In fact, she was so satisfied that she quickly returned the favor, and she gobbled his cock up. That made them even hornier, so they immediately started to fuck. At first, it was some rough and passionate doggy style, and it was terrific. Her little cunt was dripping wet, and she was moaning loudly. Then, they moved on to some other kind of sex from behind, and even that wasn’t enough. They simply had to try anal because of all the passion in the air. And, after some struggling, the husband’s big cock finally ended up in his wife’s ass, and it was the best. Her tight asshole was like a miracle, squeezing around his cock. The movements were incredible as well, and they just ended up banging in several different poses as well. Missionary, from the side, and all the other poses neatly arranged. And they kept doing that until they both came, and until the wife’s asshole was pleased to the max. In fact, if they manage to find some more free time, they will definitely do this again maniacally! Which is something that couples should generally do, assassins or not. But who knows, try being a mercenary. Maybe it will help with your sex life as well.
Not funny I didn’t laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn’t even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You’ve single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I’m so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You’re lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you’ve waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there’s nobody to blame but you. I hope you’re happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
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Not funny. Fight was trash. Porn was ok.
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not funny
didn’t laugh
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